Sunday, February 1, 2009

Things Heard While Driving the Car

Sung by Heather last spring: “There are blossoms on e-ver-y tree, tra-la…” (Sounded Gilbert and Sullivanish)

Trent instructing Heather in the use of a magnifying glass to look at Trevor’s rock collection: “Specify this.”

Speaker unknown: “What was the name of that dinosaur we learned about? Diplomaticus?”

Heather discussing the number of teeth each child has lost so far: “I have minus two teeth.”

Heather explaining why she hadn’t mentioned last week seeing the sight someone else just noticed this week: “I just didn’t feel like talking then.” (Like anybody believes that.)

Trent: “Mom, when you die, you could leave a will that Heather gets all of your cook books, Trevor can have all of your other books and I can have all your money.” (Does that seem fair? Trent is probably getting the raw end of the deal there.)

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