Points to Ponder

There was an insert in my newspaper today that had interesting things in it. One sidebar had this little blurb called "Things to Ponder." (The author is not named, just so you know it wasn't me.)

1. Isn't making a smoking section in a restuarant like making a urinating section in a swimming pool?
2. If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
3. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
4. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
5. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Ponder away!